⚔ THE GUILLOTINE
Let Them Eat Likes — book cover showing a cracked crown and shattered phone

She was crowned before she was blamed.

At Versailles Prep, reputation is currency, your follower count is your crown, and an anonymous encrypted feed called The Guillotine decides who rises — and who falls. Marianne Harper is brilliant, legacy-born, and dangerously good at performing power. She has always confused visibility with value. She's about to learn the difference.

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Marie Antoinette had Versailles and pamphlets.
Marianne Harper has a prep school and the algorithm.
The revolution, it turns out, will be reposted.

For readers of Gossip Girl  ·  The Thousandth Floor  ·  American Royals  ·  Pretty Little Liars

A psychological social-power drama · Prestige-school narrative · Morally complex female protagonist

Two Eras, One Story

Every character in Let Them Eat Likes has a counterpart across centuries. The power games at Versailles and the social warfare at Versailles Prep are separated by 237 years — and nothing at all.

Versailles Prep Files

A morally complex cast navigating prestige, power, and the cost of visibility. Eight files from the halls of Versailles Prep — and one golden retriever who witnessed all of it.

Marianne Harper — she was crowned before she understood the cost
Versailles Prep File // 001
Marianne Harper
She was crowned before she understood the cost
Maxine Chen
File // 002
Maxine Chen
She wants to decide who gets to wear it
Gaby Valen
File // 003
Gaby Valen
She wore the trends the second they mattered
Luke Beaumont
File // 004
Luke Beaumont
He just made her feel real
Axl Sterling
File // 005
Axl Sterling
He offered her the truth
Leo Mercer
File // 006
Leo Mercer
He designed the myth
Sophie Alvarez
File // 007
Sophie Alvarez
They saw a server. She saw every secret.
Barnaby
File // 000
Barnaby
He just waited by the door
Welcome to Versailles Prep
Where prestige is guarded and mistakes echo.
Step carefully.
Some girls wear armor — they call it couture
Lunch always comes with sides of gossip
Matcha, manners, and mild social warfare
Some fragrances linger — so do scandals
Tied up nicely — just like the rumors
Pati de la Guardia — author photo as Marie Antoinette with macaron wig
About the Author
Pati
de la Guardia
Panama · Seattle · The Library

Born in Panama, she moved with her family to Seattle at seven years old — without speaking a word of English. Her father took them to the library every Saturday. What began as an obligation became a passion. Books became her first language.

The Pandemic · The Photo Shoot · The Diagnosis

During the pandemic, searching for creative expression, she photographed herself as Marie Antoinette — a figure who had always fascinated her. Months later, her youngest son was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. She turned to writing as therapy while learning to keep her son safe and alive.

Versailles, France · January 2025

Two years later, she watched her teenage daughter walk through the Palace of Versailles with wonder. In that moment, she recognized the court every young person navigates on their phone. She came home and started writing.

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"We live in the most visible generation in history
— and we have never felt more invisible."

— Pati de la Guardia